Posts Tagged ‘makes me laugh’
We’re all friends here, right? Well mostly… I mean, if we were being chased by a zombie hoard of children, koalas, and ex-performers, I wouldn’t trip you to get away….
… okay, that’s a lie… I would absolutely, totally, most likely, might possibly trip you if we were being chased. It all depends on whether or not you sent me a valentine as a kid. Wow, that sucks, doesn’t it? Too late now… there’s no correcting it. Just accept it and prepare for the worst. I suggest watching Thriller and the Night of the Living Dead for accurate preparation.
But since you obviously cared enough to send me one of those perforated, one-sided, wallet-sized, popular cartoon character valentines as a kid, I can share these fun items with you!
As I recently posted on Facebook, The Oatmeal is fast becoming a favorite site of mine to get a quick pick me up. If you haven’t checked it out, you really ought to. You’ll thank me. Promise. Some of my favorites are:
- Ten Words You need to Stop Misspelling (perhaps my favorite)
- How Everything goes to Hell During a Zombie Apocalypse (See? I’m even helping you… You can’t say I never cared…)
- 8 Ways to Prepare Your Pets For War
- Oh yeah… and this:
Created by Oatmeal
And of course, I would be doing you a great disservice if I didn’t mention another one of my new favorite sites, Badassoftheweek.com! Some of my favorites:
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Nikola Tesla (he’s still one of my heroes)
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Bear Grylls (Thank you, Bear, for hours of stunned TV watching…)
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The Emperor (Who knew he was channeling Shakespeare? Iago = Sith Lord)
And just so you don’t think I’m trying to slyly distract you from my goals, I’ve joined Livestrong.com to track my calorie intake (You can see my profile and progress here) and burn off through exercise, and everyone’s comments and emails helped me tremendously yesterday! So thank you! I’ll be incorporating much of what you all said into what I’m attempting, and, in fact, I already have after everyone called me on putting it off until Monday! Great job cracking the whip already, y’all!
**Day 2 Smoke Free. it’s hard. Really hard. But it’s worth it!**
Tags: Diet & Health, humor, I could totally take a velociraptor, Links, makes me laugh


