You Can’t Film Me
COMICS, BOOKS, AND BREAKING READERS’ HEARTS
So while clicking through the throngs of articles today, I happened upon Scott Thill’s article for Wired on July 20th, “After Watchmen, What’s ‘Unfilmable?’ These Legendary Texts.” He raises an interesting issue that is often hotly debated among both literary enthusiasts and comic book fans, and many times they’re the same group, in my experience)– Alan Moore had always claimed that Watchmen would never be made into a film. (Whether it was because he never intended to give his blessing, or whether he didn’t think film could –or should– capture the scope of his work is anyone’s guess, really.) Regardless of the reason, it proved irrelevant. Watchmen made it to the big screen and was more successful than most people anticipated considering the storyline, rabid pseudo comic book fans whose only experience is in a movie theater, and cost of production. It was released this week on DVD and still climbing in sales.
He lists 5 books that he rationalizes as “Unfilmable,” and I tend to agree with most of them, but was surprised that two books were missing from his list. He gives very logical reasoning for most of the list:
Neil Gaiman’s Sandman, Frank Miller’s Dark Knight Returns, Grant Morrison’s The Invisibles, Thomas Pynchon’s Gravity’s Rainbow, and William Gibson’s Neuromancer.
I would add Kingdom Come to that list, for sure. And the second would be House of Leaves by Mark Danielewski. I would love to see both of them on the big screen one day, but I just don’t think they can be done to suit the meticulous nerd in me. House of Leaves is already so complex and layered that movie-goers would need a companion Appendix playbill just to understand the asides. And Kingdom Come? I just really don’t want to see it ruined by gimmicks.
What do you think? Any books or comic books that you think are “Unfilmable?” Or did Lord of the Rings and Watchmen convince you that anything can be adapted to film and be successful? Does adherence to the text matter? Has the revolution of CGI Special Effects made “unfilmable” a thing of the past? What about the hard core fans you’re bound to upset?
You tell me. What’s missing from that list. Why? What would you remove?
Tags: Adaptations, Books, books I adore, Comic Books, Film

