Last Friday on Salon.com, Jeanette Domain shared her experience sifting through the amateur reviewer comments (I’m hesitant to call them “reviews” as most don’t follow any professionally accepted format) on Amazon.com for various classic works of literature.  To Kill a Mockingbird was considered a blatant stereotype, Jane Eyre was boring readers to death with description, 1984 was summarily dismissed as soon as Winston began having a relationship,  Where the Wild Things Are was too violent and promoted bad behavior in children, and even the Bible was lampooned by one reader (though I’m comfortable believing that review was intended to be read as a joke, regardless of how I feel about the work).  Each was subject to harsh, one star ratings and reviews by everyday readers.

This brought to mind an incident I wrote about a few years ago (”What if Poe were in your Creative Writing Class?” 4/9/07), where Joshua Bell stood in plain clothes, a DC metro station playing on a Stradivarius for 43 minutes, only to be routinely ignored.

The question still stands.  What constitutes a masterpiece, or classic work of art, be it musical, visual, or written?  Is it the consensus of the masses?  If so, then how was it that Bell only made a whopping $32 and change?  Shouldn’t everyone listening to one of the world’s greatest violinist play classical music stop and be awe struck?  If the masses didn’t recognize it, then how can it be a genius work, or how can the violinist be a virtuoso?  Who decides what’s worthy?

My question is the same for literature.  I’m not going to pretend that Shakespeare is the be-all-end-all of literary masters, but I appreciate his work.  I could make an argument for you that his popularity is a direct result of the machinations of the crown and custom.  Even today using knowledge of his works as an intellectual status symbol is a direct result of those initial pushes of his work. 

How many of you read Romeo and Juliet at some point through your Pre-college schooling?  The Scarlet Letter?  How about Antigone, or A Tale of Two Cities?  Why should you have been forced to read those particular works?  You were told they were all classics and masterpieces, and that they had heavy impact on society or literature.  Does that mean if you don’t like them, you’re a philistine?

I can admit, I hate Lord of the Flies.  I think the writing is atrocious, the story is bland, and I can’t be bothered to even reread it a second time.  When I mention this in public I get a very strange response.  For the most part, outside of academia or a group of literary enthusiasts, I receive an expression of shock and horror.  Inside the walls of academia, I get nods of agreement, or a lively debate to illustrate my point. 

So I’m curious.  What classic work  do you dislike that has been thrust in your face as a masterpiece (Consider music, literature, art, or dance — I hate modern dance too, for the most part.  Sorry.).  And are you embarrassed to admit it in social circles?

Tags: , , , , ,

This entry was posted on Monday, April 5th, 2010 at 10:16 am and is filed under Academic Musings, Art, Lit issues, Literature, Lyrique Tragedy Reviews, Social Commentary, Thoughts. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.

15 comments so far

 1 

I’m with on you the modern dance. I can’t stand lyrical either. It all looks so… floppy and random.

In the same vein, I love ballet, but I HATE most of the Balanchine pieces I’ve seen. This conjures shock and horror from most ballet fans, since he is widely considered a modern master. I respect him, but I can’t enjoy him. It’s just not bag.

That being said, it’s been a while since I’ve seen a Balanchine piece, so I’m probably due to give him another look. I have to assume a master is a master for a reason. Perhaps I will have grown into an appreciation for him.

That brings up the issue of taste, which changes as we mature and get some life experience. I enjoyed the Scarlet Letter in 10th grade, but I wonder how I’d like it now, having lived and been exposed to real-life occasions of adultery and religion and societal pressures. I bet I would enjoy it even more.

I guarantee Jane Eyre would have made me gouge my eyes out in high school, but I read it a couple years ago and loved it (although yes, wordy).

When I can’t see the widely recognized superiority in a masterpiece, it does make me wonder what I’m missing… if I’m just not smart enough to “get” it.

Thanks for posting this.

April 5th, 2010 at 11:43 am
 2 

I don’t like interpretive dance, or whatever that weird stuff is called. I do like modern dance things, like tap and hip hop, but I don’t think those are what you refer to as modern dance.

Is Steely Dan considered a classic in music? I really can’t stand Steely Dan.

Same question and comment go for Barry Lyndon, in film.

Salvador Dali is the Lord of the Flies of painting.

I can’t seem to think of any architectural masterpiece I found disappointing. I’ll come back later with either a solid example, or an explanation why architecture might get away from this.

April 5th, 2010 at 1:00 pm
 3 

@Rachel — You raise the issue of taste, which is different, I think, from evaluating whether something is “art” or a masterpiece. But it’s an interesting point. I find the ability to accept and appreciate the impact of an artist, writer, or composer (architect, lyricist, etc) but not like his work to be something I appreciate in individuals. Rather than offhandedly dismissing ALL of someone’s work, or a movement, appreciating the contribution is equally important, though you may never own a copy of whatever the masterpiece is. I feel that way about Picasso. I can name a total of 3 (possibly 4 on a good day) of his works that i find aesthetically pleasing. I hate cubism. I think most of his stuff is ugly and wouldn’t pay for any of it, let alone millions.

@Anthony — I’m using “modern” dance as a classification like hip-hop and tap, but that’s only because fo the performances I attended at conservatories where I taught. Whether it’s widely accepted as such, I can’t tell you. I’m just not that invested. If it’s interpretive, or floppy or completely random, I’m not for it. As for film, I’m much the same way with John Hughes. For the record, I love your statement about Dali. It made my day. :) I look forward to your example about architecture… I hadn’t considered it in this argument before. Thanks for bringing that to the table!

April 5th, 2010 at 1:28 pm
Jack
 4 

I hate Jack London. Call of the Wild, White Fang, Seawolf… It’s like being tied down and forced to watch a PBS telethon after drinking a Red Bull….sheer torture.

I think that classical American authors cause that reaction in a lot of people, for whatever reason. Maybe it’s the lack of sex with the violence.

April 5th, 2010 at 3:40 pm
 5 

1. Andy Warhol sucks.

2. Catcher in the Rye was a book about an annoying little kid. It wasn’t revolutionary or inspiring or anything. Holden Caulfield sucks. J.D. Salinger (rest his soul) I’m ok with. I’m sure he was a fine fellow. But Catcher in the Rye, a book Ive had thrown at me, quoted to me and referenced constantly around me, was just an annoying story about an annoying kid.

And no, I don’t mind saying so around people. Hi Internets!

April 5th, 2010 at 11:45 pm
 6 

@Jack - I’m with you on that, and with you on the whole American authors issue. For the most part, I have difficulty stomaching most American lit, save for a select few authors. I’m not a Hemmingway fan, and I can name exactly one Steinbeck novel I enjoy enough to read more than once. Perhaps it’s left over academic elitism.

@Will - I don’t necessarily like Warhol’s work, but his approach to art, and that “the joke’s on all of you” mentality is rather impressive to me. but I wouldn’t pay for his work either. I’m not surprised that you didn’t liike Catcher in the Rye… Especially after our conversations about it. :)

April 6th, 2010 at 9:49 am
 7 

You’ve reminded me of a post I wrote about modern art for my old blog.

96% of Ordinary People Know That Modern Art is Crap and Artists Are Pompous Narcissists

Perhaps I should repost on my new blog and link to this inspiration.

P.S. I hate R&J and Jane Eyre. A Separate Peace is on my crap list as well.

April 6th, 2010 at 11:29 am
 8 

@Eric — you raise yet another question from me (and perhaps the original question underneath it all)… Why?

It’s perfectly fine to disagree with the canon and with intellectual “authorities” but I guess I’m more curious as to why there is disagreement. Should expertise in a field, or mass appeal dictate what is “classic” and what is not? For that matter, should there be a call for a reevaluation of canon and classics?

I don’t have an answer (yet… :) ), but It makes me wonder…

April 6th, 2010 at 1:42 pm
 9 

I don’t have an answer, either. The best I can do for now is to quote Mark Twain.

“[A] classic - something that everybody wants to have read and nobody wants to read.”

[quoting "Professor Winchester", "Disappearance Of Literature", speech at the Nineteenth Century Club, New York (11/20/1900)]

April 8th, 2010 at 8:48 am
 10 

I find the notion of having “experts” in classic literature ludicrous. Having literary historians who understand the significance, in terms of impact, of literary works makes sense. Telling me I should read a book because someone in an ivory tower said it’s “important” or a “classic” strikes me as pompous, arrogant, and presumptuous. Just because a certain book had a profound impact on subsequent authors and popular culture doesn’t mean its subject is still relevant or interesting today, let alone whether it is written well.

April 8th, 2010 at 8:54 am
 11 

Expertise in literature ludicrous?! Forgive me for being offended.

Literary historians do something far different from literary scholars. And for a great number of works, without those scholars, most individuals would never be able to translate, let alone understand some “classics.” (There have been estimates that in order to have students study Shakespeare, for example, within 30 years a whole seperate class in Early Modern english will be required because of the distance from our own contemporary language structure. But that’s a whole different argument). And it’s not someone in an ivory tower somewhere waving a stick and proclaiming something “valuable…” Canon is established through social consciousness and percieved importance, tradition, and status of cultural capital. Is that correct? Perhaps. Perhaps not. But to summarily dismiss works because academics have noted their importance to the genre, or social consciousness is, itself, a form of pomposity, in my opinion.

As for works being relevant or not, that, ultimately, is up to the individual. Scholars can make a case for relevance, but to assume that something written over 50 years ago is no longer applicable or relevant is short sighted. I’ll give you two cases in point: the Bible (for a certain number of individuals) and The Art of War. Both were written quite a bit longer ago than 50 years, and both can be viewed as relevant as much today as they were when written.

April 8th, 2010 at 9:05 am
 12 

“Literary historians do something far different from literary scholars. And for a great number of works, without those scholars, most individuals would never be able to translate, let alone understand some ‘classics.’”

Forgive my imprecision. Such jobs are certainly valuable. What I object to is being treated like a rube for rejecting the “canon” of so-called classics. I know you don’t do that, but it seems to me that a lot of liberal arts educators do that. There’s an air of elitism that I can’t be the only person to notice.

“…to assume that something written over 50 years ago is no longer applicable or relevant is short sighted”

You present a false dichotomy. I never claimed that old = irrelevant. Heck, that’d be a silly thing for a classical liberal (ala Bastiat) to do. ;) I’m only pointing out that some works may have been important in their time and for a generation or two thereafter but may not speak to people of today. Thus, they are important for historic or scholarly value, but they have ceased to be “powerful” by their merits alone (i.e., without copious scholarly context). That is, they fail to move or inspire most readers, even if receptive to the possibility. Of course, that’s not to say they can’t regain currency at some future date.

P.S. Sorry for offending you. :)

April 8th, 2010 at 10:01 am
 13 

Lately I’ve been fixated on the amount of analysis that exists in all our media consumption. Every westerner has now been taught to form opinions in all their observations. We are all conditioned to give our thumbs up or down.

Perhaps all the studies of arts have simply slipped down a slope, from literary scholarship to literary criticism.

I imagine that before our time when they defined “classic” literature, they didn’t even consider whether it “should be read” or the entertainment value.

Classics, in any art, should hold up well beyond the time of their creation. Important works play a part in the story of the craft. Popular works may do neither. Few things do any two of these, and fewer do three.

The novel itself is younger than most art, rejected as anything serious at first, and revolutionary in it’s reach. Before the novel, mankind never had the same problem of a story being read, in original form, so far out of context.

And before novels, mankind didn’t need critics to help decide which piece of art to consume.

Before, we needed actors and musicians to retell a story. Now that stories are trapped in time and accessible language, critics take the place of actors and retell the meta data.

April 8th, 2010 at 5:14 pm
 14 

Lord of the Rings put me to sleep within the first 50 pages. I tried to tough through it and barely got those little midgets out of the shire. Snore. I dont understand what was so great about Tolkein’s writing. It was bland (like most modern british lit.. and brits in general) and couldnt even catch my attention.

The other one that made my eyes water with boredom was Dune. Once again, dont get whats so great about that book. The writing of both books could bearly hold me which is saying something, considering i get all excited about reading treasury regulations and the internal revenue code.

April 10th, 2010 at 2:25 am
 15 

The Twilight Saga. A lot of teens nowadays think that it’s hands down a masterpiece. but if you delve into it, you’d find more to criticize about it than to actually appreciate. I try telling this to other people but for the most part, my opinion is downright rejected.

April 11th, 2010 at 1:31 am

Leave a reply

Name (*)
Mail (will not be published) (*)
URI
Comment